NOT A PHYSICAL ITEM

Want to get one of my existing drawings tattooed?

You are crazy, but you’re also great. You have my blessing to get a drawing tattooed if you choose to pay this fee.

If you do not pay this fee, you don’t have my blessing and your body will be cursed until the end of time.

To clarify, this is not an actual item that you will receive, it is payment for use of my art on your body.

Clarification even further—I do not tattoo.

ALSO: just a note, my one request is that you do not tattoo my self-portraits…not sure if I need to clarify that, but I feel strange about that. ty

Thank you, endlessly.